Monthly Archives: June 2012

Balls Are Annoying

Posted on June 23, 2012 by boredkg

(I wrote this when I was 15) Girls bitch too much when they don’t know what real discomfort is. I am so sick and tired of hearing chicks complain about their periods. First off, no one wants to hear about … Continue reading →

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Bring Back The Beard

Posted on June 20, 2012 by boredkg

I miss beards. Aside from the occasional hobo or douchebag hipster, you rarely ever see them anymore, which is a shame. This country used to be great, but then everyone started shaving their faces and turning into wimps, and it’s … Continue reading →

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I Hate Ants

Posted on June 18, 2012 by boredkg

I hate ants. Every year when it starts getting hot outside they all come marching in all over my kitchen/bathroom/everywhere else until the entire house stinks of Raid from all the chemical warfare. They’re everywhere; in my shower, in the … Continue reading →

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KG’s Guide To…

Posted on June 15, 2012 by boredkg

Italy, or as my grandfather calls it, “Fancy gay Mexico”, is a small boot-shaped land over near Europe some place. It’s an old country with lots of history and big crumbling buildings where the people all race around on scooters, … Continue reading →

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Fantasy Films (Part 2): Blond Alien Warriors

Posted on June 14, 2012 by boredkg

Previously I wrote about how fantasy films are largely a brunettes-only genre, and while that’s true, I failed to mention that we blondes actually have a sci fi/fantasy sub-genre all to ourselves, one you’re unlikely to find at your local … Continue reading →

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Bananarama Rules

Posted on June 13, 2012 by boredkg

How come nobody likes Bananarama but me? Seriously, whenever I find other people who like pop stuff like Madonna, Lady Gaga, or Britney Spears, they all either don’t like Bananarama or have never heard of them. Then when I play … Continue reading →

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Fantasy Films (Part 1): No Blondes!

Posted on June 8, 2012 by boredkg

I grew up with fantasy films, and have long wished to make one of my own. But what makes a great fantasy film? What differentiates the essential elements from the boring cliches? When making a fantasy film, here is one … Continue reading →

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